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« on: October 01, 2009, 04:25:00 AM »

note: from istoryan page.

- Growing up and falling in love is hard so I hope na kini maka help ni sa nag struggle young or old

Do not use this as a Dog-Ma/bible ok? suggestions ra ni and no one is right or wrong so no need to point out na its wrong kng dli ka mo Agree ako ni na learn through the years kani na tips is for the guys lng sory girls

*First part: Your self

Cleanliness - kng bad breath ka or baho ug ilok bisan unsa paka ka gwapo wla gyud mo doul nimo na babae always be neat kita man ko ug mga tao nga yagit pero naa Cars pero dli gyud madala ang babae kay baho asta iya car kng ang tao limpyo mo habit na sa iya self haus and car and whatever pa. when you take a bath wash your privates twice with soap trust me on this.

Attire - ok ra basta clean looking you dont need to look like an emo or hip hop presentable lng nya humot daug na bisan dli kaayo ka gwapo.

Be a Gentleman - usahay kita ko ug mag uyab mo sakay ug jeep ang lalake mo una ug sakay nya inig naug kay mo dagan sa sidewalk nya kamayon ang babae naa tunga sa street bastos mana una gyud sya sakay tabang ka wen naug sya open doors for her help her with her seat simple ra kaayo they will appreciate it.


*Next part: Now Select your Girl

Choose - yes ayaw pag hulat mao naa saying seek and you shall
find. people will choose someone na pareho sa ila self mao ni ang spark when 2 people meet not neccesary na pareho gyud pero someone who understands them. make sure na with this person dako ug chance na sige mo kita it will make things easier.

Research - once kita naka someone you like research about her
does she have a boyfriend? what does she like? unsa iya work?
important kayo na you find out if she is available kay makalitan nya ka nya dugay namo kuyog.

Asking her out - before you do that kuyog sa ka niya basta she needs it ad2 lang gyud naa sya papers na process paliton or whatever just do it. after a while ask her out dayon sometime kaw napud like you need to do something and voila sige namo kuyog.

Going out - Date mo syempre mall club or cinema remember lang na naa mga girls na Dli gyud ganahan ug fastfood like JOLLIBEE!
if you wonder why usahay dli na sila mag pakita nimo next time tawag ka try to remember asa nimo sila gi dala. mo apply ni sya sa day off ninyo sahay ok ra kng doul sa inyo workplace pero date gali sa gawas ayaw gyud, take her out somewhere nice maybe sabarro 170 ila deep dish pizza pero dako man share pud mo para sweet hu-ngitx2 dayon aye! i mean ahem.

Sometimes naa sad girls na mahadlok mo kuyog nimo alone so what you do is gain her trust aside sa na mention na try ug lakaw na daghan mo para dli siya mahadlok officemates friendsdoing karaoke the beach or what ever activity.

Repeat the cycle of going out rinse & wash..oops wrong thread

*The Last part: Confessions
Warning! before you do this make sure na ganahan ang girl nimo ayaw lang ask kay bahala na thats stupid basted ra gihapon ka earn her trust mao ra gyud imo buhaton for her then she will say yes

Let Her Know - after sa imo nabuhat she will start to miss you how nice you are and mag think sya about you and the times youve spent together she has fallen in love... all thats left is to tell her how you feel your home free boy

But a reminder ha ayaw pag sige ug drop ug words while going out like "because you are special" or mga pick up lines kay it makes you look unrefined ug lo-ud ka paminawon ma basted ka pag tarong lng gud and you will be ok.



Dont Try this on fellow istoryans kay kabalo na sila ma half ang power gudluck guys hope this helps

EXTRAS AND TECHNIQUES (follow through sa techniques)

Suspension Bridge Effect - The suspension bridge effect happens when a person crosses a suspension bridge and he sees someone of the opposite ***. her fear of falling down causes her heart to pound. He then mistakes that for the heart-pounding feeling felt when falling in love with the opposite ***.

*This technique can be applied to a lot of moments like when mahadlok sya when youre at the movies or out at night look dayon sa iya eyes

The Left Eye effect - when you look at a girl in her left eye she will become emotionally unstable or sa bisaya pa maka lanay ug totok bugto ug panty.

*This is because the left part of the eye is connected to the emotional part of the brain hence mura sya ug ma uneasy go with the flow nalang

*if you are alone and close and she closes her eyes kiss her

*Listen girls love to talk kng nang lakaw mo listen lng nila they like some to hear them out and be nice to them.
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« Reply #1 on: October 01, 2009, 09:51:59 AM »

lol Grin




daghan jud plus points here!!...i could not argue more!! Cheesy
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« Reply #2 on: October 01, 2009, 10:59:17 PM »

nice ...

Jundezk mura man kag c Dr. Love.. hahaha..

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« Reply #3 on: October 02, 2009, 04:22:00 AM »

he he. sakto jud na nga tipz. sigeh suwaye ninyu. just pm me if effective ba  Roll Eyes
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oh summer!!:D


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« Reply #4 on: October 02, 2009, 05:09:28 PM »

haha!!if naa nya koy love problems....i know who to consult Grin
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« Reply #5 on: October 03, 2009, 05:13:45 AM »

haha!!if naa nya koy love problems....i know who to consult Grin

LOL.. nice tips.. uy mga guys, you should follow these..
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« Reply #6 on: October 03, 2009, 11:34:24 PM »

RH bai dako gyd nag tabang
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« Reply #7 on: October 04, 2009, 04:14:48 AM »

RH bai dako gyd nag tabang

dako jud natabang pero ang hangover pagka ugma, kakaon kag tagam!
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« Reply #8 on: October 04, 2009, 07:47:51 AM »

awsss... drink moderately lng gd
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« Reply #9 on: October 06, 2009, 05:53:01 AM »

Naay tip para dili mahubog. Tried and tested na ni:

INOM UG FERN-C SA DI PA MAGSUGOD UG TAGAY!

Pwede na dayon mag morning da night. (Morag bad man ko ani nga nanudlo ko..)
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« Reply #10 on: October 06, 2009, 08:24:40 AM »

Naay tip para dili mahubog. Tried and tested na ni:

INOM UG FERN-C SA DI PA MAGSUGOD UG TAGAY!

Pwede na dayon mag morning da night. (Morag bad man ko ani nga nanudlo ko..)


hahaha!!btaw??....suwayan nya nku puhon...lol! Grin
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« Reply #11 on: October 07, 2009, 04:44:43 AM »

Naay tip para dili mahubog. Tried and tested na ni:

INOM UG FERN-C SA DI PA MAGSUGOD UG TAGAY!

Pwede na dayon mag morning da night. (Morag bad man ko ani nga nanudlo ko..)

ang ate ng bayan nanudlo! hehehe, bitaw, tinuod na xa?
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« Reply #12 on: October 07, 2009, 02:55:50 PM »

Naay tip para dili mahubog. Tried and tested na ni:

INOM UG FERN-C SA DI PA MAGSUGOD UG TAGAY!

Pwede na dayon mag morning da night. (Morag bad man ko ani nga nanudlo ko..)

ang ate ng bayan nanudlo! hehehe, bitaw, tinuod na xa?

seryoso? dili ka ha ta malipong ani? hmmmmmm

ma try nga!
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« Reply #13 on: October 08, 2009, 07:10:22 PM »

note: from istoryan page.

- Growing up and falling in love is hard so I hope na kini maka help ni sa nag struggle young or old

Do not use this as a Dog-Ma/bible ok? suggestions ra ni and no one is right or wrong so no need to point out na its wrong kng dli ka mo Agree ako ni na learn through the years kani na tips is for the guys lng sory girls

*First part: Your self

Cleanliness - kng bad breath ka or baho ug ilok bisan unsa paka ka gwapo wla gyud mo doul nimo na babae always be neat kita man ko ug mga tao nga yagit pero naa Cars pero dli gyud madala ang babae kay baho asta iya car kng ang tao limpyo mo habit na sa iya self haus and car and whatever pa. when you take a bath wash your privates twice with soap trust me on this.

Attire - ok ra basta clean looking you dont need to look like an emo or hip hop presentable lng nya humot daug na bisan dli kaayo ka gwapo.

Be a Gentleman - usahay kita ko ug mag uyab mo sakay ug jeep ang lalake mo una ug sakay nya inig naug kay mo dagan sa sidewalk nya kamayon ang babae naa tunga sa street bastos mana una gyud sya sakay tabang ka wen naug sya open doors for her help her with her seat simple ra kaayo they will appreciate it.


*Next part: Now Select your Girl

Choose - yes ayaw pag hulat mao naa saying seek and you shall
find. people will choose someone na pareho sa ila self mao ni ang spark when 2 people meet not neccesary na pareho gyud pero someone who understands them. make sure na with this person dako ug chance na sige mo kita it will make things easier.

Research - once kita naka someone you like research about her
does she have a boyfriend? what does she like? unsa iya work?
important kayo na you find out if she is available kay makalitan nya ka nya dugay namo kuyog.

Asking her out - before you do that kuyog sa ka niya basta she needs it ad2 lang gyud naa sya papers na process paliton or whatever just do it. after a while ask her out dayon sometime kaw napud like you need to do something and voila sige namo kuyog.

Going out - Date mo syempre mall club or cinema remember lang na naa mga girls na Dli gyud ganahan ug fastfood like JOLLIBEE!
if you wonder why usahay dli na sila mag pakita nimo next time tawag ka try to remember asa nimo sila gi dala. mo apply ni sya sa day off ninyo sahay ok ra kng doul sa inyo workplace pero date gali sa gawas ayaw gyud, take her out somewhere nice maybe sabarro 170 ila deep dish pizza pero dako man share pud mo para sweet hu-ngitx2 dayon aye! i mean ahem.

Sometimes naa sad girls na mahadlok mo kuyog nimo alone so what you do is gain her trust aside sa na mention na try ug lakaw na daghan mo para dli siya mahadlok officemates friendsdoing karaoke the beach or what ever activity.

Repeat the cycle of going out rinse & wash..oops wrong thread

*The Last part: Confessions
Warning! before you do this make sure na ganahan ang girl nimo ayaw lang ask kay bahala na thats stupid basted ra gihapon ka earn her trust mao ra gyud imo buhaton for her then she will say yes

Let Her Know - after sa imo nabuhat she will start to miss you how nice you are and mag think sya about you and the times youve spent together she has fallen in love... all thats left is to tell her how you feel your home free boy

But a reminder ha ayaw pag sige ug drop ug words while going out like "because you are special" or mga pick up lines kay it makes you look unrefined ug lo-ud ka paminawon ma basted ka pag tarong lng gud and you will be ok.



Dont Try this on fellow istoryans kay kabalo na sila ma half ang power gudluck guys hope this helps

EXTRAS AND TECHNIQUES (follow through sa techniques)

Suspension Bridge Effect - The suspension bridge effect happens when a person crosses a suspension bridge and he sees someone of the opposite ***. her fear of falling down causes her heart to pound. He then mistakes that for the heart-pounding feeling felt when falling in love with the opposite ***.

*This technique can be applied to a lot of moments like when mahadlok sya when youre at the movies or out at night look dayon sa iya eyes

The Left Eye effect - when you look at a girl in her left eye she will become emotionally unstable or sa bisaya pa maka lanay ug totok bugto ug panty.

*This is because the left part of the eye is connected to the emotional part of the brain hence mura sya ug ma uneasy go with the flow nalang

*if you are alone and close and she closes her eyes kiss her

*Listen girls love to talk kng nang lakaw mo listen lng nila they like some to hear them out and be nice to them.

I  really appreciate your expertise in giving tips for the loveless people in courting.....

Are you an expert lover?

I hope so.....
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« Reply #14 on: October 10, 2009, 01:24:36 AM »

Naay tip para dili mahubog. Tried and tested na ni:

INOM UG FERN-C SA DI PA MAGSUGOD UG TAGAY!

Pwede na dayon mag morning da night. (Morag bad man ko ani nga nanudlo ko..)

Maovah? I'll try cause am afraid nga mahubog....

Mao talawan ko moinum ug hard drinks...

Thanks for the tips ter....
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