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Author Topic: CORNIEST FILIPINO PICK UP LINES  (Read 28479 times)
krane
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« on: December 03, 2009, 07:12:53 AM »

    1)"Kumain ka ba ng asukal? Ang tamis kasi ng ngiti mo!"
    2)"May lahi ka bang keyboard? Type kasi kita!"
    3)"Ipapupulis kita! Ninakaw mo kasi ang puso ko!"
    4)"Are you a dictionary? Kasi, you add meaning to my life."
    5)"Meron ka bang lisensya? Kasi, you drive me crazy."
    6)"I lost my number. Can I have yours?"
    7)"Angel ba ang name mo? Kasi, you look like one."
    8 )"I forgot your name. Can I call you mine?
     Grin Grin Grin

    I like number 5... hahaha
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« on: December 03, 2009, 07:12:53 AM »

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hi


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« Reply #1 on: December 03, 2009, 05:15:55 PM »

I like number 4!!!
wheeew...hehehe Wink
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nOOb


« Reply #2 on: December 03, 2009, 07:44:59 PM »

corny gyd...  Grin
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krane
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« Reply #3 on: December 04, 2009, 01:13:32 AM »

hehe.. kinsa kaha mo gamit ani?
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Yummyliciouzsmehhh
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Be optimistic always to avoid troubles!!!


« Reply #4 on: December 04, 2009, 09:45:36 PM »

    1)"Kumain ka ba ng asukal? Ang tamis kasi ng ngiti mo!"
    2)"May lahi ka bang keyboard? Type kasi kita!"
    3)"Ipapupulis kita! Ninakaw mo kasi ang puso ko!"
    4)"Are you a dictionary? Kasi, you add meaning to my life."
    5)"Meron ka bang lisensya? Kasi, you drive me crazy."
    6)"I lost my number. Can I have yours?"
    7)"Angel ba ang name mo? Kasi, you look like one."
    8 )"I forgot your name. Can I call you mine?
     Grin Grin Grin

    I like number 5... hahaha


firtih fud qah KRANE...

wahahahahha
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« Reply #5 on: December 06, 2009, 11:21:47 PM »

hehehe nice collection,  Wink

i think daghan nanga-ilad ani.
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« Reply #6 on: December 09, 2009, 01:42:12 AM »

hehehe nice collection,  Wink

i think daghan nanga-ilad ani.

Mao jud ter!!!

ganeh wah qoh nagpaelad...

wehehehehehe
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krane
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« Reply #7 on: December 09, 2009, 07:42:53 AM »

hehehe nice collection,  Wink

i think daghan nanga-ilad ani.

Mao jud ter!!!

ganeh wah qoh nagpaelad...

wehehehehehe

hehe.. mura ikaw man ang manginilad oi..  Grin Grin
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oh summer!!:D


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« Reply #8 on: December 10, 2009, 09:05:20 AM »

lol....3 and 5!   ako kuya ug papa mismo ako padakpun!..haha!
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« Reply #8 on: December 10, 2009, 09:05:20 AM »

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krane
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« Reply #9 on: December 11, 2009, 04:36:01 AM »

pulis patola naman diay imo kuya noh. 

#2 para imo na Joy ha.   Grin
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oh summer!!:D


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« Reply #10 on: December 11, 2009, 07:34:06 AM »

hahahahahahhahahahahahhahahhaha!!!there you go again, krane!...hmmmmmmmn, i have this feeling na wala jud kai plan magpaila nku bah, considering "all these..."....lol Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy


nwez, puh-lease...corny kaau ka krane!haha! Grin Grin Grin


but thanks, as alwez, my pleasure!...awhs! Wink
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krane
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« Reply #11 on: December 11, 2009, 08:10:29 AM »

hahaha youre always welcome..  Grin Grin Grin


corny jud kai corny ang topic Joy. 
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oh summer!!:D


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« Reply #12 on: December 11, 2009, 08:32:11 AM »

hahahaha... Grin Grin Grin Grin
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oh summer!!:D


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« Reply #13 on: December 11, 2009, 06:01:39 PM »

another corny pick-up line...

boy: tapos na ba mga exams mo?

girl: bakit mo naman tinatanong yan?

boy: para ako naman sagutin mo!
Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
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jivjoy2002
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oh summer!!:D


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« Reply #14 on: December 11, 2009, 06:05:11 PM »

10.) Picture ka ba? Nadedevelop kasi ako sa yo e. Grin Grin Grin
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