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"I asked my friend at work why he smiles and cracks joke all the time. He said, "because I'm a lazy person". (then he smiled, again) I said why? He said, "because it takes 43 muscles to frown and only 17 to smile...what a waste if I frown...hahaha"
So, come on people...share the laughters...make us smile :-)
Share your jokes, everyday stories, in school, at work, at home...wherever...whatever
Gitikgitikgitik :-)
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tinkerbell
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..gonna make the world Sparkly and Bright, tsar!;)
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« Reply #1 on: February 05, 2010, 12:07:05 PM » |
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« Reply #2 on: February 05, 2010, 01:42:28 PM » |
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humor section |
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« Reply #3 on: February 06, 2010, 09:40:37 PM » |
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Lola: day, kabalo na manka nga tigulang na kaayo ko, kung mamatay ko ipamana nako sa imo akong umahan, prutasan, balay, mga hayop ug hot air balloon..
Apo; Salamat kaayo 'la, asa man nako na makuha ang imong mana la?
Lola: Sa facebook day, akong username, Gwapa123@yahoo.com, dayon ang password, hubag123.. I-click dayon ang farmville.
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« Reply #4 on: February 07, 2010, 05:34:07 AM » |
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Ingon ako anak pag-abli nako's lata sa tinapa:
"Daddy, what would you call this empty sardines can if I draw a SMILEY on it?"
I said I don't know.
He said smiling: "It's A-MERRY-CAN" ;-)
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« Reply #5 on: February 07, 2010, 05:36:09 AM » |
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Nangutana na pod cya:
"When is a door not a door?"
"When it's AJAR" ;-)
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« Reply #6 on: February 07, 2010, 05:36:55 AM » |
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Lola: day, kabalo na manka nga tigulang na kaayo ko, kung mamatay ko ipamana nako sa imo akong umahan, prutasan, balay, mga hayop ug hot air balloon..
Apo; Salamat kaayo 'la, asa man nako na makuha ang imong mana la?
Lola: Sa facebook day, akong username, Gwapa123@yahoo.com, dayon ang password, hubag123.. I-click dayon ang farmville. good stuff, zabrina! |
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tinkerbell
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..gonna make the world Sparkly and Bright, tsar!;)
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« Reply #8 on: February 10, 2010, 10:38:47 PM » |
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MAM: Inday, daghana ug luto unya kay moanhi akong mga amiga ug high school classmates.
INDAY: Yes Mam! Unsang style sa pagluto ang gusto nimo Mam, kanang mobalik pa sila o kanang dili na? /color]
Hahahaha.kalingaw!.nice one Zab! |
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« Reply #10 on: February 15, 2010, 09:03:06 PM » |
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MAID: Pads, di mosiga imong stove..
PARI: Ikaw ba Inday, dugay ka nang nagtrabaho dinhi sa kumbento, usa na ta ka pamilya dinhi..
Busa ayaw na pag-ingon nga IMONG STOVE, IMONG PLANTSA, IMONG BALDI.. ato ni tanang butang dinhi.. ingna atong stove, ok?
MAID: Oo, Pads!
------------Nibisita ang Cardinal sa Pari.. Nidagan si Inday ngadto nila.
MAID: Pads, Pads!! Dunay ilaga sulod sa atong kwarto,nisuksok ilawm sa atong katre!
PARI: Patay! [/b]
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« Reply #11 on: February 18, 2010, 12:05:05 AM » |
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MAID: Pads, di mosiga imong stove..
PARI: Ikaw ba Inday, dugay ka nang nagtrabaho dinhi sa kumbento, usa na ta ka pamilya dinhi..
Busa ayaw na pag-ingon nga IMONG STOVE, IMONG PLANTSA, IMONG BALDI.. ato ni tanang butang dinhi.. ingna atong stove, ok?
MAID: Oo, Pads!
------------Nibisita ang Cardinal sa Pari.. Nidagan si Inday ngadto nila.
MAID: Pads, Pads!! Dunay ilaga sulod sa atong kwarto,nisuksok ilawm sa atong katre!
PARI: Patay! [/b] bwahaha...wantan ang pare! |
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« Reply #13 on: February 20, 2010, 09:56:31 PM » |
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boy: naa ko'y isulti nimo..
girl: wat man??
boy: i love you!
wui, ngano wa na man ka reply??
pakamatay ko ron!
nag gunit ko kutsilyo!
idunggab na ko sa akong dughan.. (patay na si boy)
girl: sorry late reply, nalibang ko.
love sad tika!
ei! still der? yohooooh?
MORAL LESSONS: dalaon ang celfon kung malibang.
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