redz
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« on: November 25, 2009, 05:27:40 PM » |
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hey guys, wat comes into ur mind, if makadungo mog word na sex? hala!!!
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« on: November 25, 2009, 05:27:40 PM » |
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jan
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« Reply #1 on: November 25, 2009, 09:02:07 PM » |
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mka hinumdom ko sa movie na sex & d city
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krane
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i want you
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« Reply #2 on: November 26, 2009, 03:06:08 AM » |
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hmm ako kai sexy.. hahah  |
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« Reply #3 on: November 27, 2009, 07:16:47 AM » |
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biodata...  |
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Yummyliciouzsmehhh
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« Reply #4 on: December 03, 2009, 09:29:16 PM » |
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GENDER jud qoh...
Mas formal paminawon ang GENDER kaysa SEX...
That's all...Thank You!!
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redz
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« Reply #5 on: December 10, 2009, 07:39:44 AM » |
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GENDER jud qoh...
Mas formal paminawon ang GENDER kaysa SEX...
That's all...Thank You!!
but mostly, like bio data, sex man butang |
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I will strengthen you and help you;
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jan
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« Reply #6 on: December 10, 2009, 07:57:58 AM » |
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mao mn format, wla nata mahimz ana redz
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redz
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« Reply #7 on: December 23, 2009, 04:17:55 PM » |
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mao mn format, wla nata mahimz ana redz
kaw jud jan.. merry christmas!! |
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So do not fear, for I am with you;
do not be dismayed, for I am your God.
I will strengthen you and help you;
I will uphold you with my righteous right hand. ~
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« Reply #8 on: December 24, 2009, 02:47:51 AM » |
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Naay storya ba nga naa kuno nang-apply ug trabaho. Pag fill up niya sa bio-data, naa man SEX. Gibutang niya 3x a day. Pero when I hear the word sex, kini nga storya mosantop sa akong huna-huna. Read on.
Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him "Rover" or "Spot". I call mine Sex. Now, Sex has been very embarrassing to me.
When I went to the City Hall to renew the dog's license, I told the clerk that I would like a license for Sex. He said, "I would like to have one too!"
Then I said, "But she is a dog!" He said he didn't care what she looked like. I said, "You don't understand. ... I have had Sex since I was nine years old."
He replied, "You must have been quite a strong boy." When I decided to get married, I told the minister that I would like to have Sex at the wedding. He told me to wait until after the wedding was over.
I said, "But Sex has played a big part in my life and my whole world revolves around Sex." He said he didn't want to hear about my personal life and would not marry us in his church. I told him everyone would enjoy having Sex at the wedding. The next day we were married at the Justice of the Peace. My family was barred from the church from then on.
When my wife and I went on our honeymoon, I took the dog with me. When we checked into the motel, I told the clerk that I wanted a room for me and my wife and a special room for Sex. He said that every room in the motel is a place for sex. I said, "You don't understand. ... Sex keeps me awake at night." The clerk said, "Me too!"
One day I entered Sex in a contest. But before the competition began, the dog ran away. Another contestant asked me why I was just looking around. I told him that I was going to have Sex in the contest. He said that I should have sold my own tickets. "You don't understand," I said, "I hoped to have Sex on TV." He called me a show off.
When my wife and I separated, we went to court to fight for custody of the dog. I said, "Your Honor, I had Sex before I was married but Sex left me after I was married." The Judge said, "Same here!"
Last night Sex ran off again. I spent hours looking all over for her. A cop came over and asked me what I was doing in the alley at 4 o'clock in the morning. I said, "I'm looking for Sex." -- My case comes up next Thursday.
Well now I've been thrown in jail, been divorced and had more damn troubles with that dog than I ever foresaw. Why just the other day when I went for my first session with the psychiatrist, she asked me, "What seems to be the trouble?" I replied, "Sex has been my best friend all my life but now it has left me for ever. I can't live any longer being so lonely." and the doctor said, "Look mister, you should understand that sex isn't a man's best friend so go get yourself a dog."
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« Reply #8 on: December 24, 2009, 02:47:51 AM » |
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« Reply #9 on: January 02, 2010, 09:31:46 PM » |
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lol
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« Reply #10 on: October 02, 2010, 01:12:54 AM » |
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GENDER jud qoh...
Mas formal paminawon ang GENDER kaysa SEX...
That's all...Thank You!!
but mostly, like bio data, sex man butang Para nako, "gender" is the proper term. ang uban ang ibutang sa ilang "sex" sa biodata kay "2x", "seldom" or "frequently". dapat "gender" ang naa sa biodata para di masayop ug anser ang uban.  |
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redz
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« Reply #11 on: October 02, 2010, 01:14:59 AM » |
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GENDER jud qoh...
Mas formal paminawon ang GENDER kaysa SEX...
That's all...Thank You!!
but mostly, like bio data, sex man butang Para nako, "gender" is the proper term. ang uban ang ibutang sa ilang "sex" sa biodata kay "2x", "seldom" or "frequently". dapat "gender" ang naa sa biodata para di masayop ug anser ang uban. sakto jud kaa ni... sex sa biodata, ang ibutang 2x, ahaha |
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do not be dismayed, for I am your God.
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SwEtYLaNz
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« Reply #12 on: October 04, 2010, 11:39:21 PM » |
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sex is gender when u look at the biodata or how you will use it!!
pero sex nga wla lng lahi najud ni nga sex hahahahaha
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« Reply #13 on: October 05, 2010, 02:26:02 AM » |
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redz
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« Reply #14 on: October 05, 2010, 06:07:48 AM » |
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welcome..
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do not be dismayed, for I am your God.
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